Bloody banks piss me off

I put my paycheck in the bank last Monday it was dated to be on the 7th so technically it wont clear until yesterday i even askked the bitch at the counter if will clear by Monday she said yes today is Tues#inday and still it hasnt cleared so after work i am gonna go and #ing kill the bitch that told me a lie then rob the # out of the bank

normally checks take 3 working days not includeing holidays or sat/sun this might help

they piss me off too. i recently got an account at a new bank and got one of those debit card things in the mail. they said that as soon as i call to validate it, it would automatically work, so me, being a dumbass, stuck all of my money in the bank where i couldnt get to it, and then of course the stupid card still didnt work so i couldnt eat lunch or eat all day for that matter.. DEATH TO THE BANKS!